Pandemic Pickup Lines: The Book

“Pandemic Pickup Lines” — is now available! 100% of the profits go to charities fighting the pandemic ($10,000+ raised so far), so here’s what you can do to help:

1) Buy the book on (supporting local bookstores) or on Amazon:  Print version or e-book version.

2) Share this on FB, Twitter, etc., to spread the word (and like us on FB!)

3) Give the book a (hopefully stellar) review

I’ve included a “free sample” below so you can review it in good conscience even if you PPL-coverhaven’t bought it. (and feel free to have fun with the review)

4) Donate directly to our first charity recipient, World Central Kitchen (José Andrés), which is currently feeding 250,000 people a day, including seniors shut in by the pandemic, kids cut off from school meals, etc.

Free sample below! Read and then go buy/review!

“You can’t spell ‘Quarantine’ without U-R-A-Q-T”

“Baby, wherever you stand, it’s a ‘hot spot.’”

“Is that an exponential growth curve in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

“Wanna come over to my place for a 10 to 14 night stand?”

“My love for you grows each day, like the number of total active cases when the R-naught value is higher than 1.0.”

“Roses are red, but their thorns can be OUCH-ie. You’re even sexier than Anthony Fauci”


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