“Pandemic Pickup Lines” — is now available! 100% of the profits go to charities fighting the pandemic ($10,000+ raised so far), so here’s what you can do to help:
1) Buy the book on Bookshop.org (supporting local bookstores) or on Amazon: Print version or e-book version.
2) Share this on FB, Twitter, etc., to spread the word (and like us on FB!)
3) Give the book a (hopefully stellar) review
I’ve included a “free sample” below so you can review it in good conscience even if you haven’t bought it. (and feel free to have fun with the review)
4) Donate directly to our first charity recipient, World Central Kitchen (José Andrés), which is currently feeding 250,000 people a day, including seniors shut in by the pandemic, kids cut off from school meals, etc.
Free sample below! Read and then go buy/review!
“You can’t spell ‘Quarantine’ without U-R-A-Q-T”
“Baby, wherever you stand, it’s a ‘hot spot.’”
“Is that an exponential growth curve in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
“Wanna come over to my place for a 10 to 14 night stand?”
“My love for you grows each day, like the number of total active cases when the R-naught value is higher than 1.0.”
“Roses are red, but their thorns can be OUCH-ie. You’re even sexier than Anthony Fauci”